Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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