whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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