It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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