i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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