it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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