If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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