Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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