I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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