Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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