she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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