glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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