Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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