Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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