Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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