So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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