just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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