he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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