By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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