Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
