Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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