yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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