Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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