i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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