Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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