It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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