babies were throwing up all over the place
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize