I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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