we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
