This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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