why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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