covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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