NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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