she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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