I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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