My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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