you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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