the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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