it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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