i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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