no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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