just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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