This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He better not be in your backpack
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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