Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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