I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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