This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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