He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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