Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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