He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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