Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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