the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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