I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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