Yo dont text me then not text me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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