I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My vagina is officially offended.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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