this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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