How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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