i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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