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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (903): View more from Texas

  As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.

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• (516): View more from New York

  What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?

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• (858): View more from California

  I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.

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• (619): View more from California

  Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.

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