i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?