my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.